“Tour-Tested. Club-Approved.”
Heading to Spain for 72-holes, kicking it down the park, or off to watch test cricket? Proper Stash is hardly optional.
The Clobber Club makes first-rate, custom-designed kit, Hawaiian-style party polos and gear for teams and touring parties across golf, rugby, cricket, football and rather more besides.
Entirely bespoke clobber. Leave the off-the-shelf basics and cookie-cutter templates behind. Get proper kit, built to survive 18 holes, 80 minutes of rugby and the drinks that follow.
Free, no obligation · Shipped across the UK and worldwide
Who we dress
Your Team. Your Colours. Your Clobber.
From the clubhouse to the airport bar — custom kit for clubs, crews and committees of every code.
The range
“Not all Hawaiian shirts are for Hawaii.”
The Clobber Club Polo
from £25
The Clobber Club T-Shirt
from £22
The Clobber Club Singlet
from £20
The Clobber Club Bucket
from £15
The Clobber Club Gloves
from £10
How it works
Four steps, no fuss
Tell us the vibe
Club colours, crest, mascot, sponsors, the nickname nobody can explain. A photograph of last year's shirt serves just as well as a brief.
Free mockup in 24 hours
A designer draws your print and sends a front and back visual. Revisions are unlimited and free until the committee stops arguing.
Collect the sizes
We send a shared sheet so everyone enters their own size. Mixed sizes across men's, ladies' and junior cuts are no trouble at all.
Made and delivered
Production and shipping take roughly four to six weeks. If you are pressed for time, an express service can be arranged — simply say the word.
Praise for the clobber
“For our recent annual tour we needed a supplier who could deliver both a distinctive design and flawless execution. The Clobber Club produced a fresh concept that exceeded expectations, and managed the considerable logistics of getting shirts to several locations. Handling 200 individual shirts, matching every size, name and tour date, is no small feat. They delivered perfection.”
“As a UK-based golfing society we have come to The Clobber Club for a number of years to supply our shirts. The quality is excellent and they work beautifully in the English summer. The designs are loved by our members and draw compliments from every club we visit.”
“The Clobber Club excelled for our recent Ashes tour. Over 50 custom shirts, produced seamlessly — the design was sharp, the fit spot on and the quality first rate. The shirts lasted rather longer than the English batting order.”
“When it came to ordering our second set of team shirts there was no question who we would call. The commitment to quality is unmatched: the designs are always distinctive, the fit is excellent for tournament play and the technical fabric keeps us cool through the toughest rounds.”
“We have just returned from our second annual tour with members from across the globe. For two years running there has been rather more excitement about the tour shirt than about the golf itself.”
“They have supplied our ever-growing golf society for five years, with signature designs that have helped our society stand out and grow beyond 150 members. Best of all, we can reorder the same designs for new members as they join.”