Football club members wearing custom The Clobber Club shirts

Football

The Saturday Standard: Proper kit for proper clubs. From kick-off to closing time.

Built for Tuesday night 5-a-side, Sunday morning 11s, and arguing over table football at the bar after. Smart enough for the club awards dinner, durable enough for extra time.

Free, no obligation · Shipped across the UK and worldwide

100+
Clubs
24 hour
design turnaround
4-6 weeks
to your door
10
shirt minimum

Why The Clobber Club

From extra time to last orders

  • Polos that look smart at the club dinner and easy at the pub.
  • Designed around your badge, colours, chants or a touring destination.
  • Low minimums and volume pricing that suit squads of any size.

Every order begins with a free mockup. Send us your colours, your ideas or the private joke the members will not let go of, and we will turn it into a design worth wearing.

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Clubs we dress

Real clobber, real clubs

SAK FC Club Shirts

Yellow palm-print playing shirts with the club crest, sponsor badges and squad numbers — sharp on the pitch and just as good afterwards.

CBD Wanderers Home Kit 2025

Orange-on-orange abstract leaf print with a bold red collar and cuffs, carrying the club crest and charity partner mark.

Sahara 6-a-Side Old Boys Kit

Clean white with a lime and navy centre stripe, matching sleeve cuffs and the hashtag mark on the chest.

SAK FC Shirts 2024

Hot pink with white palms and the club's walking-stick veteran silhouette throughout — the first of many for SAK FC, now four years into buying their clobber with us.

CBD Wanderers Après Shirt

Sky blue with white hibiscus, footballs and pints of the good stuff throughout — built purely for the conversation at the bar after the whistle.

Sahara FC Après Drinking Shirts

Royal blue and white with tribal line-work, a red-white-blue brush stripe and the hashtag crest — the shirt that appears once the boots are off.

CBD Rangers Home Kit 2025

Electric blue with orange and black cross-hatch panels, black collar and cuffs, club crest, sponsor badges and full name-and-number printing on the back.

HOGS FC Playing Shirts

Pink marble camouflage with white line-work and a retro black collar and cuffs — a proper playing shirt, equally happy on the après beers.

Hover over a card — or tap it on a phone — to flip from the tour photograph to the shirt design.

Tell us the vibe. We'll draw the shirt.